*Tyler - President, and all around neutral guy, barely a blip on the radar
*Jake - Vice-President, Scourge of the World, Destroyer of 10,000 kingdoms, slayer of the moon-worm,
*Mitzi - Raving bitch, in charge of demeaning and belittling people. Can't handle Jake because he's too
*Mike - Effeminate weirdo, jackass, probably in love with Tyler
*Michelle - Wrathful Goddess of the JCLA, the only one Jake ever feared.